You are a parachuter. You have to jump into either a cloud or thistles. You don't know what could be beneath the cloud. It could be either grass, which gets you a perfect score, or mountains, which kills you. But that's the risk you take. Or you could jump into the thistles, which hurts you but doesn't kill you. Your choice. Tell me what your fate was... mwah ha ha! *** V.2- if you jump into the thistles, it tells you what you would have ACTUALLY gotten if you had jumped into the cloud, and the variable's in the right place. (N.B. I just added a bit to make it repeat. Most of it was made by moo_says_cow)