What a fun song Actually this is my favorite song :D More credit to George Salad Bar because i lOVE HIM Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTXBDnqaqJw [Lyrics] [George/Dionysus, singing] Oh, you're alive, I suppose that's good news for you But it means a lot more paperwork for me So don't expect me to be happy to see ya, Of course being alive is temporary. [George/Dionysus, talking] So, maybe if I go away and play pinochle for a few hours Things might improve For me, not for you! You'd be dead! [Chris/Percy Jackson, talking] Where am I? [George/Dionysus, singing] Great! You haven't been debriefed, This is way out of my pay grade Which is saying a lot! 'Cause I don't get paid [George/Dionysus, talking] Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake, so he better clip-clop over here! [Chris/Percy Jackson, talking] It's Percy Jackson. [George/Dionysus, talking] Whatever! [George/Dionysus, singing] Just another terrible day At Camp Half-Blood Where everything's the worst Just another terrible day When you're in charge It's like you're cursed [George/Dionysus, talking] Well, technically I am cursed. One romp in the woods with Zeus' favorite wood nymph and you're stuck running a summer camp for a bunch of needy half-bloods! [Chris/Percy Jackson, talking] Half-blood? [George/Dionysus, talking] Yeah, half-god, half-mortal. Does no one watch the orientation film?! [Chris/Percy Jackson, talking] Did you say half-god? [George/Dionysus, talking] Yeah, and I half-care. Who's next? Silena Beauregard! Oh great, she's crying. [Carrie/Silena Beauregard, talk/crying] I was walking in the strawberry fields with Charlie Beckenforf and we were holding hands and everything was totally normal and then I kissed him and all of a sudden he started growing sunflowers... Everywhere! [George/Dionysus, singing] Look, kid I hate to be the one to tell you, but I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also holding hands With a nymph! That doesn't wanna wish you well To tell you the truth, The best thing is to BREAK UP WITH THE GUY! Of course, who am I to give relationship advice? I'm literally the god of alcohol. [Carrie/Silena Beauregard, talk/crying] But he loves me! [George/Dionysus, talking] He loves you not! Next! [George/Dionysus, singing] Another terrible day At Camp Half-Blood Where everything's the WORST! Just another terrible day I'm the god of wine And I'm dying of thirst. [Chris/Percy Jackson, talking] Wait, did you say you're a god? [George/Dionysus, talking] Dionysus, god of wine. The gods are real. Yippy skippy. Ah, Katie Gardner, I see you've injured your arm [Sarah/Katie Gardener, giggle-talking] I fell off a pagasus [George/Dionysus, talking] You don't have flying lessons on Thursdays, you have archery! [Sarah/Katie Gardener, giggle-talking] Those arrows are made of wood! Wood comes from trees! I refuse to participate in any activity that encourages the senseless slaughter of out arboreal friends! [George/Dionysus, singing] Oh gods Give me Ares or Apollo Anyone but the Demeter kids cabin Now that you blessed us Go talk to Haphaestus Before I take a knife to my head and start STABBIN' And stay away from the pegasi! Girls and ponies. [George/Dionysus, talking] Ah, speaking of ponies. [Jonathan/Mr. Brunner, talking] Percy! [Chris/Percy Jackson, talking] Mr. Brunner! What are you doing here? This guy is saying all this crazy stuff about nymphs and gods and.. What is going on? [Jonathan/Mr. Brunner, talking] Its... Complicated. [George/Dionysus, singing] Oh kid You have no idea About this place or your former mentor I don't have time To fill you in on the details But look, he's also a centaur, God! [Jonathan/Mr. Brunner, talking] I did mean to tell you [George/Dionysus, singing] Another terrible day! [Chris/Percy Jackson, talking] Mr. Brunner! [George/Dionysus, singing] At Camp Half-Blood [Chris/Percy Jackson, talking] You're a horse? [George/Dionysus, singing] Where everything's the worst! Another terrible day! [Chris/Percy Jackson, talking] What is happening? [George/Dionysus, singing] You can hate it here, But I hated it first! Just another terrible day Stuck with these runts In the muck and mud Another terrible daaaaaaay Oh goooooooooooods! I need a drink. Enjoy your stay At Camp Half-Blood
