Don't let the tide pod touch the ground or the baby, ground is -1 point and baby is game over. If you get the pod in the basket then it is +1 point. You have to be in midair to catch the tide pod. Use arrow keys to move. Also there is a bug where you might get stuck in the ground, so just double click the flag.
*DO NOT ACTUALLY EAT TIDE PODS! THIS IS A JOKE GAME!* (oof just realizing this now, somehow the tide pod might get stuck in the ground and instakill the baby so try to refresh the page.)