Lyrics: Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once Now I know I can be happy as a clam Because I'm beautiful baby Did your granny say, "Listen to your heart"? "Be who you are on the inside"? I need three words to tear her argument apart Your granny lied I'd rather be shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec, don't you know? Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb They chase anything that glitters, beginners Oh, and here they come, come, come To the brightest thing that glitters Mmm, fish dinners I just love free food And you look like seafood Well, well, well Little Maui's having trouble with his look You little semi-demi-mini-god Ouch! What a terrible performance Get the hook! (Get it?) You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide, I can't I'm too shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough, Maui man You could try, try, try But you can't expect a demigod To beat a decapod (Look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of these humans Who made you feel wanted You try to be tough But your armor's just not hard enough Maui! Now it's time to kick your heinie Ever seen someone so Shiny? Soak it in cause it's the last you'll ever see C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so shiny Now I eat you so prepare your final plea Just for me You'll never be quite as shiny You wish you were nice and shiny
