So you come across a dirt village and they think they are all pro so they call you a noob when they are the real noobs and then they try and kill you well i am gonna solve this problem take out a diamond sword and slay them all.
credit to laura shigihara https://www.google.com/search?q=laura+shigihara&rlz=1C1OPRB_enUS578US579&oq=laura+s&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.5909j0j8&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8