Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny lyrics

Instructions

READ AND CRUD: Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo city like a big playground But suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal Then they both got flattened by the batmobile But before it could make it back to the batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a ratatattat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day (Chorus) This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare (Chorus) This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown... Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus... Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris... Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones... Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones... Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain... As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne... But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise... And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.