A beautiful song that I made in FL Studio 12 by making the built-in text-to-speech say "I like pickles," reversing it, vocoding it, distorting it heavily, making it play a pattern, taking a bass patch, pitching it up several octaves, screwing up the modulations, making it play a pattern, and adding a few distorted drum samples in random places.
Thanks to Image Line for the text-to-speech, SeamlessR for the FM bass patch, Xfer Records for the compressor plugin (to keep it from damaging anyone's ears but still be obnoxious), Scratch for the sprites on the thumbnail, and @-TotallyEpic- for the epic contest -