Narrator: Before we move onto the first challenge, we’re going to be testing the contestants skills! What we’re going to do…. Is a race through the fryers! The 3 contestants will have to trek 200 feet across hot cooking oil! It will be no easy task but they will have to make it through with 10 minutes to prepare with there personal trainers! This race will really bring the heat (I’m sorry) and show them how hot(I can’t help it) we can get! Let’s go! First, we have MentallyInsanePotatoLord(@MusicalPotatoLord) and The weird kid in your class(@Pikapanda1234) Next we have spaghetpotatolord(@ThePotatoLord15) and Meme sensei not meme queen…. (@Utouchamyspaghet and @IThriveForMemes) Finally, we have Harry Potato!(@PotatoLord10) whose trainer will be J.K Rowling! Contestants and trainers, you may begin! (Mutters Mutters Chattering in background) Narrator: Hi we’re back! So today our contestants are about to start! Ready Set GO!!! Harry Potato is starting off strong and in the lead! With spaghetpotatolord close behind and MentallyInsanePotatoLord pulling a saxophone out? (Switches to contestant view) MentallyInsanePotatoLord: Harry Potato may be in the lead but he surely can’t withstand the heat(hahaha) from my saxophone! (plays really bad (a.k.a normally for moi)) Harry Potato: Expelliarmus! MentallyInsanePotatoLord: What???? How could this happen? My most treasured weapon!!! My ability to play bad saxophone!!!!!!! You will pay for this!!! Narrator: Oh it’s starting to get juicy between MentallyInsanePotatoLord and Harry Potato! Meanwhile, spaghettpotatolord doesn’t not seem to care at all… Wait!! Hold on! Somebody has just touched his spaghett! The heat is really turning on now (bu dum chi) What will happen next in the race? Will MentallyInsanePotatoLord go insane? What will happen as they’re slowly being cooked on the inside? Find out more after this commercial break! Commercial Break: (doot doot doot doot doot doot doot) Steve (doot doot doot doot doot doot doot) Leave! What is christine’s life as the third wheel? Buy our really cheap dvd to find out more! Only $500,000,000,000! Call 1-800-luna to buy now! (commercial radio bzz switches to next commercial) Are you tired of being the pathetic loser you are? Are you sick of being ignored by the cool kids? Well we’ve solved your problem! Buy these cool person maker thingies to become cool! They’re called squips! (Musical references anyone? THis is the second one..) Just activate them with green mountain dew. If you ever get sick of being cool which you probably won’t unless you’re really a loser, deactivate by drinking red mountain dew! Narrator: Harry potato is ⅔ of the race there while MentallyInsanePotatoLord and spaghetpotatolord are lagging behind. Oh wait! SOmething’s happening! Is that a cello? MentallyInsanePotatoLord: Surely you cannot stand my cello playing! (throws cello toward harry potato) Harry Potato: Protego! (deflects cello into burning hot oil) Narrator: Harry Potato Is Truly unstoppable competitor. He’s outplayed MentallyInsanePotatoLord’s attempts at stopping him but can anything stop him? But wait! THere’s more! SpaghetPotatoLord: Shriek Shriek!! (starts firing projectiles in every direction) SOMEBODY TOUCHED A MY SPAGHETT!!!! Narrator: Oh wow! Spaghetti Potato Lord has turned out to be something much more than he seems. Can Harry Potato outwit this attack? Harry Potato: Wingardium Leviosa! Narrator: Oh! Harry Potato is now escaping and has stopped cooking by levitating! And Harry Potato has crossed the finish line! It took over an hour for them to travel 20 feet... (5 days later) SpaghetPotatoLord Has finally made it! The hot oil is not even hot anymore! (5 days later) MentallyInsanePotatoLord you know the race is over right? Legend has it MentallyInsanePotatoLord is still trying to finish to this day.
GUys it's finally out. I wish I could've played saxophone and cello but as you can see by the time i uploaded this, my parents would've killed me. -Christine's life as a third wheel vid. NOte: contains swears so not suitable for all viewers to watch.
