@FUZZIE-WEASEL, I am sorry for bringing this upon you. I'm so, so, sorry . . . *sob sob* Duck Joos. Made from freshly squeezed ducks.
THANKS TO MASELF AND NOONE ELSE! I CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA, AND NOBUDDY IS GUNNA TAKE CREDIT! Also, thanks to @FUZZIE-WEASEL for giving me the prompt to work off of: DUCKS.