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Credits to JT Music For There Song Now Hiring At Freddy's Lyrics: Hey there, pal! Looking for work? But sick of being pushed around by lousy bosses? How would you like to run and manage your own business? Well, all we need is a little paperwork and your soul Become a Fazbear franchisee, you're more than family, you're the star We've got a little fixer upper for you, there's lots of work here to do, so let's start! Cut some corners if it makes you a profit, I promise you're gonna go far Frozen Pizza's the best! Not one ingredient's fresh but just tell the customer they are! All these animatronics have made us so famous They've got a history, almost all of it's heinous! But they make us so much money how could anyone blame us? Salvage all the old ones, shouldn't be dangerous I've heard a frontal lobe removal's rather painless, better that than to go bankrupt and remember if you ever get hurt on the job, unfortunately, corporate cannot cover your loss. (oops*) Come on down the Freddy's and we'll make a tycoon of you Invest all of your savings cuz you're gonna double it soon Minimize the casualties and please just don't get us sued Every shift will be fun, if you get your duties done and clean all the blood off your shoes Just Kidding! It's only marinara you nincompoop But, accidents do occasionally happen, here are some precautionary instructions in case of a mishap: Entertainment upgrades have a price Minor injuries are a workplace sacrifice With the animatronics you always want to play nice and keep a safe distance, that's solid advice Oh, children love to play, boy, can they make a mess! We know how much you'd love to strangle them by their necks Just tell those little brats to give Freddy a hug and when it's done sweep whatever's left of them under the rug Because a bad reputation can't be afforded, don't get rid of the problem just get rid of the corpses Sanitation is of strictly minimal importance and if Police are at the door make sure they've got proper warrants Ethics and Morals are completely subjective! As long as you prosper you need nothing corrected! If anything breaks don't sweat, trainwreck, we'll just take it out of your next paycheck Come on down to Freddy's You outta stay for a while If any children go missing Just don't let that go on file Don't get any blood on the carpet it's easier cleaning the tile and if a kid ends up dead kill all the witnesses next and make sure it's done with a smile Now what? You want a raise? Maybe, after another couple days Order more decorations to cover the walls with and take remaining appendages out of the ball pits When bodies start rotting you'll know for sure Take your mind off it with another high score Then we'll have a performance you and Freddy together at this family franchise that'll go on forever! Come on down to Freddy's We'll suck the soul out of you! A workshift can be deadly but we'll bring you back to life soon Maximize the casualties At this point we're gonna get sued and before you can leave clean all the carpets with bleach and we'll make a monster of you
