okay he will ask ur name then say his.... then u say whatever u want and he claims that he is smarter than u are. he will then ask u a bunch of really easy questions that he will get wrong (u don't have to answer correctly 'cause u will always be right). he will then say he has problems (u can answer this with anything that u like), ask u what ur problems are and want u to tell him more (nore actually) and u can then rant on and on about whatever u want to him forever if u like. enjoy.
i have to thank mister Dave Lister, 3rd Technician on-board the space mining ship RED DWARF. if any of you guys know red dwarf and find the reference write about it in the comments. BUT DO NOT CHEAT! if you just look at the answers already there u take the fun out of if for everyone. also if u do not know RED DWARF but wanna join in ask ur parents to help they should know it if they have ever watched a single episode of RED DWARF (it is in every episode) write it in the comments followed by #myparentshelpedme enjoy looking out for it XD.