LUK AT MEI FISHYBOI ahem lol Name: Jerome Lunei Nickname: Jeri, Jerry Age: 18 or something, depends on the RPG So, Jerome was the first-born son of a human and a goldfish (my friend's idea, not mine), but his mother was killed and his goldfish dad died. The end. Oh he is also an amazing swimmer (of course, that's not obvious, right, I mean, fish don't swim) and can breathe underwater (fish can't do that either)
Credit to my friend for lol coming up with the most absurd way of creating a child.