This is Siri, your personal assistant! Below this are some commands that you can ask or tell Siri. (Do not press the command button when Siri is telling a story.) WRITE EXACTLY WHAT IS WRITTEN BEFORE TYPING (The capital letter in the first word doesn't matter.) ↓↓ Hi Bye What time is it What is today's date What are you doing Do you like me What's my name When is your birthday Tell me a story Will you marry me What does the fox say Happy holidays Do you like to talk Am I the best person in the world Are you Siri Siri Okay glass What is your weight Do you know anything Why don't you understand How old are you Knock knock Tell me a joke You're fired You're not doing a very good job Why don't I have any friends What movie should I watch Would you smooch a ghost 0/0
Be warned! Siri just got programmed with a huge ego!
