everyone is doing this and ramen did travlyn and sky did flamen so im like what about klance - - - 1. Which one says "Look behind you, but don't be obvious about it" and which one is the boO1 that turns their entire body around and yells "WHERE" keith: ¨dont look but theres this rlly goodlooking alie-¨ lance: WHAT?? WHERE?? THAT REALLY CUTE ALIEN??!? THE ONE YOU THINK IS ATTRACTIVE?!?! THE ONE OVER THERE?!!?!? 2. Which one says the curse word and who replies with "Language." but they both swear 3. Which part of the OTP gets lost in Ikea? both of them lance: where are we keith: ....mcdonalds? 4. Who in your OTP asks the weird questions in the middle of the night and who hits the other in the face with a pillow? lance: does candy have chromosomes keith: go tf back to sleep oh my god 5. Who would have to bail the other out of jail? keith: it was an accident... lance: HOW DO YOU THROW A KNIFE AT SOMEONE BY ACCIDENT?!?! 6. Who is more likely to ask the other to dance with them? lance 7. Who would make hot chocolate for the other during a cold winter? lance 8. Who initiates the New Year's Kiss? wait both i dont know?? probably lance 9. Does your OTP ever have snowball fights? oh heck yeah they would both be very competitive and it would take the whole team to stop them 10. Who is older, and who makes the 'older' jokes? lance is older i think. he would be like ¨awe you are so cute :00 so smoll¨ and keith is like ¨dude im like half an inch shorter than you¨ 11. Who would do the dangerous thing while the other person just watches and panics? keith would like ¨imma jump off this cliff on a skateboard with a knife next to my neck while doing flips and land on a shark in the raging ocean¨ lance: ¨NO BABE DON-¨ 12. Who cries during sad movies? lance 13. Who takes longer showers? lance obv-- dude is like a walking L'Oréal commercial 14. Which one is like "fight me" and which one is like "do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again?" both actually green, random alien d00d: ¨more like keith koLAME¨ keith: FIGHT ME! lance: idc if you look like the son of shrek himself i will not allow you to touch my precious eggy boi- he just found his mother and i s2g i will hurt you *cocks gun* random alien: more like lance mcLAME lance: .... keith: *comes screeing from behind with his sword and attacc* 15. Who's more likely to burn dinner? boTH LMAO lance: it says 10 minutes on 350 degrees. we can cook it for one minute at 3500 degrees! keith: oh yeah thats true lets do it! hunk: guys no thats no- *castle of lions blows up* 16. Who asks the other how to spell a word? lance: how do you spell icup keith: no lance: damn it 17. Which one is the half that says "I'm at soup" and which one is the one that screams "wha T DO YO U MEAN YO U'RE AT SO UP??" keith: im at soup lance: where? keith: soup lance: arent you buying clothes though?? keith: yeah im at soup lance: whAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE AT SOUP? keith: soup 18. Who has the more complicated Starbucks order (Bonus: what is it?) lance: yes okay id like a double caramel macchiato with litterally everything poured into it. pour in milk first then everything else and heres a list of everything i want in order-- *proceeds to pull out 2 foot long list of ingredients that they dont even have* oH AND DONT FORGET THE WHIPPED CREAM- keith: .....ill just have a black coffee 19. Who starts dabbling in witchcraft? both 20. What's something that really annoys you about the ship? all of the antis and the fact that keith is with the BoM right now 21. Which one is more salty about minions? [Bonus if the other one thinks minions are hilarious] keith hates them lance thinks they are cute 22. Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop? i actually dont know?? i dont think anyone would rock it they would just sit there and lance would freak if he did-- or be totally into it and join him 23. Who is more protective? both 24. Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship? lance: aweee you love me!! <33 keith: . keith: . keith: . keith: lance weve been dating for 4 months how can you no- 25. Who likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts? boTH AND IT WOULD BE ADORABLE 26. Who uses cheesy pickup lines? oh gee i wonder 27. Who wears the other's jacket? BOTHHHH OMGGGMG-- 28. Who has the most nightmares? keith my poor boi :( lance helps him though and cuddles him hhhh 29. Who kills the scary bugs? lance: OMG OMG HUGE SPIDER OMG OMG ITS GODZILLA!! OMG KEITH KILL IT ITS LOOKING AT ME ITS COMING CLOSER- keith, looking at tiny bug on wall: lance thats an ant 30. Who makes the bed? pff neither or lance
