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Hektor : So... what now ? Nate : We... we... um... WE FIGHT ! Hektor : Wait a minute, what ? Nate : With... with... with raw strength, I guess... * alarm rings * Guard 1 : Hey ! You two, stop ! * jumps towards Nate * * Nate beats him up with one punch. A whole fight ensues and Nate does all the fancy action while Hektor's just sitting in the corner * Guard 5 : * corners Hektor. Cue stand-off music. * You're goin' down, chump. Hektor : Um... * punches guard, who flies into another guard. * Nate : Hektor ! What are you doing ? Are you gonna help me or not ?! Hektor : I am, dude ! Nate : Uh... no you're not ! * dodges laser blast from guard * Hektor : Yes I am ! Nate : No you're -- WHOA ! * jumps up to avoid a barrage of laser blasts. * Hektor : * crawls past guards and unlocks a safe * Nate : Wait ! * follows inside and locks door * Hektor : Whoa... look at all that cash... Nate : We would've found this sooner without triggering any alarms if you weren't goofing around, you idiot ! Hektor : Hold up, why are you blaming ME ?! Nate : Urgh... I knew I should've picked someone else to do this with me. Hektor : OH, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW, BUDDY ! * tackles Nate. They start fighting, until the guards burst down the door * Nate and Hektor : Oh, jeez. * LATER, IN COURT * Judge : Well, Hektor Stickman, what is your defence ? Hektor : Okay, you know what ? Fine, I'll admit it. I broke into the bank, but that doesn't mean Nate did too on his will. ( starts lying ) I, Hektor, had FORCED him to. He had no choice. If he had any, he's have refused. So you can jail me, you can do whatever you want, but PLEASE, don't punish Nate as well. * LATER * Judge : Has the jury reached their verdict ? Jury guy ( Who is Hektor in a different style ) : Yes. We find the defendant, Nate Stickman, NOT GUILTY. Nate : YES ! Jury guy : HOWEVER, the second defendant, Hektor Stickman, is found guilty of attempted robbery, since it failed miserably in the end, thankfully. Nate : Wait, what ?! Hektor : Oooooh jeez... Judge : Very well then. Hektor Stickman, you are hereby sentenced to 36 months in prison. Hektor : Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh jeez... 36 MONTHS LATER : Nate : * comes to visit Hektor, who is on bail today * Hey. Hektor : Hey. Nate : Um... thanks for saving my tail those years back. Hektor : Don't sweat it. Nate : So... today's your last day right ? Hektor : Yup. Nate : Listen, sorry for kind of getting you into this in the first place. Hektor : I never helped the cause. Anyways, what are you doing here ? Nate : I've been wondering. Last time that robbery failed miserably, didn't it ? Hektor : * suspiciously * And ? Nate : Hehe... well. I was wondering if you wanted a second crack at it ? If we go out, we go out with style this time, though. Hektor : * smiling * You know what ?... I'M IN. * shakes hand with Nate * THE END, BOY.
