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PROJECT Script here ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S: Hello. A: Hello. S: Who are you. A: I'm a time traveler. S: No, I mean your nam- Wait... Time traveler. A: Yes, I'm from 1970. S: Why are you here. A: I came here to 1980 to steal babies- I mean conduct studies. S: This is 2018. A: I DONT CARE! I NEED BABIES!Sstudies. S: What's your name I need to call the cops. A: Virginia Apgar. S: *Pulls Out Phone* A: *Very Slightly Disoriented Voice* 911 what is your emergency. S: There is a Time traveler named Virginia who is a scientist That's Capturing Babies. A: *Very Slightly Disoriented Voice* Sir are you Okay. S: *Annoyed* Okay what's your job. A: I'm an anesthesiologist. S: *Suspiciously* What do you do. A: I worked as a surgeon, but after WW2 I worked at the Sloan Hospital for Women. S: Why are you time traveling. A: I'm FAMOUS. S: You mean crazy. A: I made something. S: What. A: BABY TEST IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND. S: What. A: Apgar test. S: *Blinks Twice* A: Appearance, Pulse, Grimace, Activity, and Respiration. S: You're so insane you test babies. A: No, I test them twice. S: HOW IS THAT ANY BETTER. A: To see if they're healthy. S: Ooh! That makes no sense. A: Once at 1 minute and once at 5. S: Why. A: To keep them from dying. S: How does it work? A: 5 tests each with a score 0-2. Anything 7 or more is good. S: 5 TESTS! BABIES CANT EVEN TALK! A: No, we look at them. Okay. S: Fine okay. But when were you born. A: June 7 ,1909. S: When did you die? A: I'm alive. S: But my phone says you died August 7, 1974. A: Oh... Okay. But now I'm 68 years old or 79 today in 1980. S: But dead. A: Yes but 79. S: But its 2018 aren't you supposed to be 119 and dead. A: I don’t care. S: Okay... Where were you born. A: New Jersey. S: Why are you in Arizona? A: Heat resistant babies, you have those. Right? S: Well with global warming close enough. A: What is global warming. S: *Quietly*We've gone downhill. S: Okay. Why are you Famous. A: I got two Honorary doctorates in 1964 and 1965, a Distinguished Service Award in 1966, and Women of the year in science in 1973. S: Show-off. A: I also went to the university of Wisconsin and got a masters in 1959 at Johns Hopkins School of Hygiene and Health. S: Why do you keep bragging. A: I'm not, I'm better. A: I was also the first full time female professor at P&S. S: THAT’S BRAGGING. A: In 1994 I got my own 20 cent stamp. S: YOU'RE STILL BRAGGING. A: And in 1999 I was a Woman of The Year Nominee. S: THAT’S CALLED BRAGGING! S: STOP! Okay. S: What was your childhood like? A I grew up in New Jersey with my two parents. S: And? A: I was also an only child. S: So, what? A: I'm still FAMOUS. S: You mean egotistical. A: Why else am I time traveling . S: What. A: What. A: Also, I went to a better college then you. S: Okay. Why did you do this. A: I wanted babies to live. S: But why. A: The population was going up, but the 24-hour mortality rate was staying the same. S: Ok, but why. A: BABY TESTS OKAY. S: That makes sense, at least for you. A: Yes . S: Okay but how did you do this. A: I look at babies and I test them, it's easy. S: No, I mean How did you make it? A: I found the reasons babies die and made tests showing if they're in bad health accordingly. S: Cool! A: Okay. S: Let me call the police first. A: No wait. *Portal Appears* S: *Police Voice* You're under arrest! A: Why. S: What. S: *Police Voice* For talking to a Non-Time traveler while Time Traveling. A: And? S: *Police Voice* We're bringing you back and erasing his memories! A: No! S: No! A: *Teleports Away* S: *Police Voice* We're erasing the last 10 minutes of your memory. S: NO! S: *Police Voice* READY! FIRE! S: AHH! *Police Teleport Away* S: Wait. Where am I? S: I was walking here but now I am Here. S: I know! I can Teleport! YAY!
