(9/100 Requested) Note: I Can Do Any Eva I Want (Me) Who's the greatest Agathis who ever lived? It's Eva! the others I don't know She got a Grammy and four top ten hits Clearly That makes her the best This is the most self-centered And obnoxious song ever heard Why would you want to be yourself? You should be Eva and no one else Remix (Me) Ugh look at you! (Me 2) What is wrong with me? (Me) You need a new brown hairdo And a black shirt and jeans too Here take a guitar (Me 2) Hey are you trying to make us look just like Eva? (Me) Yes! (My Clones) But we don't want to! (Me) If you don't want to be her You must be a real dummy Here sit into a chair And sing into mics like her Everyone but her is flawed So you should all quit your jobs And become entertainers Just like Eva Agathis (Me 3) What are you trying to do? Please stop! (Me) To make you more like Eva not you Remix (Me 4) We can't work Tori please stop it! (Me) But you both are total dog (Bleep) She's great What's wrong with these people who cannot see That they should want to be Just exactly like Eva? (Me 5) Hold on, Tori I believe that I can Help them to understand (Me) Quick please tell me your plan (Me 5) I'm working on this machine That can map out all of your genes Then any creature that walks in Will come out a clone of Eva (Me) Aw yeah You you and you prepare to be improved Step up and walk right through Come on you go through too! This is so great Everyone has Eva's face The world's a better place You saved the human race Now I can see Just what love really means That's why now I'm asking Will you all marry me?
