|}{] This, my friends, is my failed attempt at winning this contest. I still think it's an okay game though, so there's that... Anyway, here's what ya need to do. You need to use the arrow keys to maneuver your little pod around the grid, avoiding the missiles that, for some reason, are being fired at you. Don't worry about food or energy, you've got a nuclear power core and a food replicator. Just try to avoid the rockets for as long as you can to prove your resilience to those aliens that seem to dislike you and your little bitty pod ship. They will always hate your ship, and contain a seemingly infinite supply of those time-freezing rockets. May fate have mercy on your hopeless plight in the outer cosmos. ]}{| -end_of_transcript-
My personal highscore is 423 points. Good luck! Tracklist: 1. Sons of Pythagoras 2. Your God Is Dead 3. Dragon Den 4. Satan's Arrival Cheery titles, I know! By the way, the longest I've ever survived by going nowhere was about eleven seconds. So if you're taking that road, good frickin' luck.
