Press the appropriate button thingy to listen. Essentially this is random things I came up with that I thought would be kinda funny. By the way, most of the things are being said by various Hamilton peeps, with like a few exceptions. And then there was me trying to sing 'Burn' so ya. (yes, i realized i sang 'you have torn her apart' instead of 'you have torn it all apart,' sorry!) Notes: -It was actually awkward finger-guns, not awkward finger-snaps. -Um... apparently Alexa is Amazon NOT Google. Huh. You learn something new every day. -All sounds effects were probably me slamming my hand on my computer or me making weird noises with my mouth. -I'm pretty sure it sounds like I'm stuttering for like a bunch of this or at least repeating words randomly. That's because I probably was. -The 'Road Trip!' one I actually wrote when I was going to Pennsylvania with my family and had too much time on my hands. I also wrote a parody of The Schuyler Sisters, Helpless and Satisfied. -And then I have no clue what 'The Middle Schoolers Attack' is except maybe it'd be like if me and one of my friends randomly wandered in. {Script for 'Road Trip' because it's confusing} Alex: *kicks Thomas* Thomas: Dude! Washington: I can and will turn this car right back around. Peggy: Noooo Mr. Washington, please don't. Angelica: *sigh* Calm down and he won't. Alex: Hah. Take that Tommy Jefferpoop. Thomas: *flips over invisible table* WHAT did you say? Laurens: Tooooooooooooooommy Burr: Laurens, stay out of it. Peggy: *whisper* Three, two, one... Angelica: ANGELICA! Eliza: ELIZA! Maria: *puts on cool sunglasses* AND MARIA! Peggy: WORK! Madison: *gets motion-sick out the window* Laurens: Eeeeeeeeeew. Thomas: James, you okay? Madison: Yes, it was just A LITTLE VOMIT. Thomas: Oh. Good. Alex: A-A-Ron, your boyfriends are insane. Burr: They're not my boyfriends! Alex: ... well who else could they be? Burr: EXcuse me, I'm gonna have a girlfriend soon! Alex: Really? Is anyone in this car straight? Peggy: *glare* Uh yeah. All the girls. Maria: Yeah. Burr: I'm VERY straight! Peggy: That's a lie. Eliza: Alexander, our SON is straight. Alex: ... is our son in the car? Maria: He's in the TRUNK for God's sake! Alex: What? Philip: Hi Pops! Washington: I'm straight! I have a WIFE! Burr: Hamilton has a wife. Washington: Yeah, but what's your po- Oh. Yep. Alex: Burr, fight me. Burr: General Washington, pull over! Washington: This is Monmouth. Angelica: Why are we in New Jersey? Alex: Nevermind that. All the good fights happen in New Jersey. Maria: EVERYTHING IS LEGAL IN NEW JERSEY! Thomas; EVERYthing? Alex: Just PULL OVER! Washington: *pulls over* THAT'S IT! Burr and Alex, do your fight, then we're going back to Albany! Alex: YAY! *jumps out* *pulls out Nerf guns* Burr: Whyyyy Angelica: I wanna fight... Eliza: Okay, who wants to fight Alex? Alex: No one I hope Maria: Everyone wants to fight you. Burr: That's true Alex: C'mon guys. I can only fight one person. Please give me why you want to fight me and I'll choose. Maria: Because I just do. Angelica: You were mean once to Eliza. Thomas: You're stupid. Madison: Because I go along with Thomas. Burr: You offend me. Peggy: I just wanna fight SOMEONE. Laurens: I'd like to fight Lee. Eacker: I'd like to fight the Hamiltons. Seabury: I want to fight ALL you rebels. Maria: You'd lose though. Alex: Alright, I'll fight Thomas. Washington: No, you know what? Everyone back in the car. No fighting. Thomas: Awwwww
Lin-Manuel Miranda for writing Hamilton. [i originally wrote 'for writing mac-and-cheese' which he did not, to the best of my knowledge] Google for the pictures Mac-and-cheese for being mac-y and cheese-y
