"You stay positive. You always believe that everything's going to work out! How do you do it?" "Well, I'll tell you my secret sir!" "..." "I lie to myself" "Every morning, when I wake up, I say 'Everything's going to be ok," "BUT I'M LYING" "And I don't know how much longer I can do it" *some sort of screech noise* "Have a swell night, sir!