Okay, this an old project that has been ready for forever I just forgot to press share Basically, Thing, my lovely creature with magical facepaint lives in the city and then one day a flaming chariot shows up and a newt with magical facepaint tells Thing that they are nothing special and in the woods a whole bunch of other creatures have magical facepaint. And then Thing mopes around because they thought they were special because of their magical facepaint but they weren't special. So they gave up on their life in the city where Thing was served like a god because of his magical facepaint and rode in the magic charrot to glow in the dark facepaint world and Thing became friends with all the other facepaint creatures.
"My favorite crime is arson" "My favorite flavor of ice cream is human flesh" "Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it"
