xX===Instructions===Xx [UP] accelerate [DOWN] brake/reverse [LEFT/RIGHT] steer [L] toggle lights [H] horn
xX===Notes===Xx Hello scratchers! I shall present to you... *drum roll* ProDrive! A fun driving game you and your family members can enjoy! Let your pet dog watch! Ask your granny to play! Have fun! Also VeryBadPuns inc helped us with the words on the road. Of course, VeryBadPuns inc. will be happy to help you make very bad puns for your projects! Enough of advertising VeryBadPuns inc. So presenting with our awesomely and surprisingly good graphics. How did I do it? I used the change color to color tool! Yellow - transparent for example. Next, give a round of applause too... *drum roll* SketchBookExpress! I used it's blur feature to blur up the starting page image. A bit. Ok, back to business... I can't believe that somebody is actually reading this text. Ok, this has like 10 levels to complete. Then for the exciting part... When you win... You get... Well watch the skit xX===Skit===Xx (this part isn't meant to offend anyone) Me: you will get something if you finish! You: what do i get? Me: DUN DUN DUUUNNNN You: WHAT IS IT? Me: DUN DUN DUUUNNNN You: Umm... Me: DUN DUN DUUUNNNN You: Okay? Me: DUN DUN DUUUNNNN You: TELL ME IT Y- Me: DUN DUN DUUUNNNN You: FINE I- Me: DUN DUN DUUUNNNN You: STOP IT Me: Sorry, sorry, sorry geez. You: So what is it? Me: what is it? You: Yeah, what is it? Me: what is what? You: THE PRIZE YOU GET FOR WINNING THIS! Me: fine, geez, I'll tell you. You: SO WHAT IS IT? Me: STOP SCREAMING AT ME! You: JUST TELL ME IT! Me: SHHH! WE'RE IN A LIBRARY Librarian: GET OUTTA HERE (Librarian throws us out) You: SO WHAT IS THE PRIZE? Me: for what? You: FOR WINNING THIS GAME! Me: SHH! WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO A LIBRARY Librarian: STOP SCREAMING OR I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS Me: SEE? Librarian: THAT INCLUDES YOU MR. IDUNNOYOURNAME Me: Oops. You: SO WHAT IS THE PRIZE? Me: It iss.... You: what it is? what is it? Me: It's... You: Tellme!Tellme!Tellme! Me: It'sssssssssssssssssssssss You: what is i- (I explode) (I step out of my human costume) Me: Mwahahahhaha! CREEPAHS RULE! (You climb out of the heap of debris) You: What... is... the... prize? Me: So it's just... (cops screech right behind me) Cop : HANDS UP Cop : HANDS UP Cop : HEY THAT WAS MY LINE Cop : Sorry. Cop : You're fired! Cop : NO I'M NOT Cop : STOP YELLING GUYS Cop : You're the one who's yelling Cop : I DON'T CARE (we run away) Cop : Hey! Where are they? Cop : HE'S GONE CUZ YOU GUYS ARE STANDING HERE BLABBING ABOUT STUFF Cop : NOT MY FAULT CopHQ: YOU GUYS ARE FIRED. Cop : Y'know what? I QUIT CopHQ: No! No! I was just kidding Cop : I DON'T CARE (somewhere in Alaska) EvilGuy: Mwahhaha! When i press this button, the world will explode! EvilGuy'sFriend: AHH! NOOooo EvilGuy: C'mon we're evil EvilGuy'sFriend: Oh. Ok, wait what does this button do? (presses explode button) EvilGuy: YOU LITTLE- *BOOOM* THE END xX===Credit===Xx Music • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • relaxdaily.net Picture in starting page • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • http://nevseoboi.com.ua/uploads/posts/2011-03/1298962323_w018_www.nevseoboi.com.ua.jpg xX===Ranks===Xx 1 - 2: Beginner driver 3 - 4: Normal driver 5 - 7: Very well trained driver 8 - 10: Professional driver
