Don't watch E3. It will consume you. It will take over your life. Soon all you will be able to think about is these games. All your actions will be centered around these games. You will have no control. No desire to do anything that doesn't involve obtaining the games. Listen to me. Stop before it's too late.
Thanks to @ScratchU8 for the original. Yes, I want a Wii U just for MK8.
