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Parody of despacito I'm...Mikey! (Oh) This is a song! (Speedo) Hey yeah, go! Me, I prefer to be free-moving when I swim No extra clothing to wear me down (so good) Beach is where I like to work on my sun-kissed skin But I make sure I am evenly brown (oh) [Verse 1] You see me passing by wearing my small swimsuit You cannot believe your eyes, I'm almost nude As I'm walking by I'm shaking it like Jell-O (oh yeah) I'm confident in the skin that I'm in and I Will wear what I want this summer because I Have been dieting like crazy, I'm on Paleo [Chorus 1] I wear Speedos When I'm at the beach you see me wear my Speedos Cover your kid's eyes 'cause I'm wearing my Speedos I am feeling fresh like I'm an ad for Mentos I wear speedos When I'm at the store you know I'm wearin' my Speedos When I'm doing cardio I'm wearing my Speedos It feels super breezy like I ride tornadoes (Swimmin', swimmin', swimming, in my Speedos!) Why do people look at me when I'm wearing my Speedos? Boarding shorts, man, I hate those 'Cause the tan lines look so gross (I love my Speedos, I love my Speedos!) Why can girls wear floss but I cannot wear these, they're macho? If you need socks, hey, I got you I will just wear it commando [Verse 2] When I'm in my Speedo i feel fabulous Some might say I dress scandalous You cannot make me cover it Just build a bridge, get over it I make sure to always do my squats so I have bum-bum Everyone is gawking because they can see my bum-bum I don't have to worry 'cause I don't have tan lines on my legs Only only the lucky ones will see it but in private I am Asian and I cannot grow hair on my body I walk around with my big butt that I got from my mommy 'Cause I love my Speedo Don't hate, give me kudos Manila, Toronto They call me Mikey Bustos When you see me passin' I don't like harassin' Look but don't touch unless you're family or my cousin 'Cause I wear my Speedo Control your libido My goods are protected Like an armadillo When I'm in the ocean I feel good emotion Because all that sand causes some real exfoliation, yeah [Chorus 2] I wear Speedos Get up out my way 'cause I'll be wearin' my Speedos I have more grease on my body than Mykonos I be extra hot like I'm a dip for nachos I wear Speedos I'll be on a beach in Philippines with titos Oiling up my body while I drink mojitos And I always win like a darn casino (Swimmin', swimmin', swimmin,' in my Speedos) Wherever I go you know I'll be wearing my Speedos It even acts like a pocket I hide my money inside it (I love my Speedos, I love my Speedos!) If you are a boy and want to walk around in Speedos I obviously recommend it It is even a chick magnet (brrrah!) I wear Speedos My OOTD on Instagram is Speedos When I Facebook Live you know I'm wearing Speedos I will make this article of clothing viral 'Cause I wear my Speedo Control your libido My goods are protected Like an armadillo I obviously recommend it It is even a chick magnet 'Cause I love my speedo Don't hate, give me kudos Manila, Toronto They call me Mikey Bustos If you're a fan of the Speedo Like and share this with your amigos I wear speedos (It's like a mankini!)
