Definitely not my best work, but I guess poor quality fits with the style of the story. "Jenny is here to stay. She will not be enough for me. She cannot make this person proud of you. 'Oh, but I'll be restored,' which she thought. She grabbed the remote to the microwave oven and climbed into it. 'I’LL BE BACK SOON!' She disguised herself to be a doughnut and stayed quiet. I, still running late for work and jealous, stepped into the darkness and silence. I turned it on for four seasons, which I knew that Jenny was still there. She thought I was still running around the hill, but she was wrong. WRONG! Jenny screamed, but I'll make sure that nobody ever found out what I did. I ran out of there as soon as the kitchen stopped counting down. The microwave oven opened up, and a large, hideous monster crawled out of it with her long, dirty claws. 'I’m coming for you, I! That’s right! I know that your name is a pronoun,' she whispered into I’s ears. Jenny is here to destroy them. " ~Jenny and the Microwave We do not question Jenny and the Microwave.