(Note: Byssmothyaham is not a real thing.) Byssmothyaham is a pill designed by Byss Inc. which helps crying in corners for no apparent reason and people to stop laughing at you. It is only $14.99 and is available at your local pharmacy (most likely Walgreens or something). It is in a small, travel-sized bottle so you can take it wherever you go!
I'd like to thank Byss Inc. for making this great product. It has helped me several times, whether I have been laughed at, or if I feel down for space alien thingy reasons. It is a great product, and I highly recommend you buy it.
