Jaypaw, a blind grumpy medicine cat apprentice, has gotten a little sick of being pushed around all the time. This is more of a humorous lift from my usual serious song covers. I hope you all enjoy! LYRICS (because I'm bored) HOLLYPAW: Jaypaw, be careful, don't forget to watch your step! LIONPAW: Jaypaw, look out- I mean, I didn't mean THAT. BRAMBLECLAW: Jaypaw, slow down, you have to be more thoughtful! SQUIRRELFLIGHT: Jaypaw, great StarClan, you're becoming quite a pawful! JAYPAW: Sunrise, moonhigh, they're always on my back! I don't know why I try, it's not like they would ever cut me any slack. "You're far too small, you see", well actually I don't! I just long to be free, I guarantee, I'll show them that I'm not a joke. HOLLYPAW: Jaypaw, I know it's hard to wait. (I'm blind but I wish I was deaf right now.) LIONPAW: Jaypaw, we can relate! (I think I have some yew berries with your name on them.) BRAMBLECLAW: Jaypaw, we know what's best. (You keep saying that but I don't think you know what it means.) SQUIRRELFLIGHT: Jaypaw, do what we suggest. (Ugh, on second thought, I'M gonna eat those berries.) JAYPAW: Moonrise, sunhigh, they're always at my side! I can't step out of line, I am confined to match them stride by stride. I'm about to fall, I don't know how long I can last! I'm about to tell them all to heed my call, they can come and kiss my furry- HOLLYPAW: Jaypaw! BRAMBLECLAW: Jaypaw, you're being pessimistic. (Wow, big word, don't hurt yourself.) HOLLYPAW: Jaypaw, your goals are unrealistic. (I literally think it would be IMPOSSIBLE to care less.) SQUIRRELFLIGHT: Jaypaw, your destiny's in front of you! (LALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!) ALL (Minus JAYPAW): Jaypaw, that's just downright rude! (Good!) JAYPAW: All right, enough! My paws are tied, I draw the line! Looks like I am denied a say in my grand design! I'll show you all what it is you cannot see- Because the only one who's not blind here is me. (Yeah, think of that one next time! And with that I am out of here.) ... (Oh, we're going again? U-um-) JAYPAW: Sunrise, moonhigh, they're always on my back (Jaypaw, I know it's hard to wait) I don't know why I try, it's not like they would ever cut me any slack. (Jaypaw, we can relate!) "You're far too small, you see", well actually, I don't! (Jaypaw, we know what's best!) I just long to be free, I guarantee, I'll show them that I'm not a joke. (Jaypaw, do what we suggest.) Moonrise, sunhigh, they're always at my side (Jaypaw, you're being pessimistic.) I can't step out of line, I am confined to match them stride by stride! (Jaypaw, your goals are unrealistic!) I'm about to fall, I don't know how long I can last! (Jaypaw, your destiny's in front of you!) I'm about to tell them all to heed my call, they can come and kiss my furry- (Jaypaw, that's just downright rude.) JAYPAW: Yeah, yeah, yeah... And by the way, Hollypaw, I was GOING to say face so there was no reason to cut me off. They could not have picked more annoying music. Uh, why is this still playing? The longer you sit here, the longer I have to listen to this! I'm putting a stop to this! Stop that beat! J-just stop! No, hey, hey, stop those drums! Stop them right now! Okay. Alright. Bye.
Original song and instrumental by Blixemi. Song Cover #3, August 18 2018 Trivia: -Hollypaw's "Jaypaw, your goals are unrealistic" is a little off because I almost forgot to sing there. -There's only three recordings in this- one for Jaypaw, one for Squirrelflight and Hollypaw, and one for Brambleclaw and Lionpaw. ~ post thoughts: 8/5/24 gods, this is cute. the little voices that mini-ren put on sound like a storybook reading.
