Controls: Up arrow - Jump Left/Right arrows - Move Down arrow - Squat There is an easter egg in this project.
:the game: Version 1.0a :the game: parodies everything (or just 2 or 3 things as of this version) you love and hate in the world, all in 5 levels. Objective: Play and find out! :the game: was originally made by Newgrounds user Nutcasenightmare. Enjoy! UPDATE: v1.0a fixes some rather major bugs, including the broken Melanie's Romance Room level. More recently, it also features a total of 4 small optimizations.
