click start -click the "have wheatley tell you a story" button to make him do so. -poke his eye -tickle him by clicking his handelbars -give him a hug by clicking "give wheatley a hug" -you can break his eye if you click it to much - and push burd butten 4 BURDZ
credit to Llennoccm7,for the model (except for the eye,which i drew)
