When my alarm clock went off I hit snooze Then my mom got me up, “Get ready for school!” “You need to eat eat your Wheaties and double knot your shoes And better remember, don’t you forget your 7 Noteboos!” “But mom I feel under the weather today” “I’ll let you stay home sick as soon as you get better grades!” So I scoot off to school with my backpack strapped tight Wait, where are my notebooks? I knew my bag felt light I guess I must’ve left ‘em back in a classroom I’ll grab ‘em after math, don’t know why but I have to I’m greeted by the teacher, doesn’t seem like a bad dude “Answer correctly every question I ask you Fantastic! You’re doing incredible!” I already passed math, but that’s all on my schedule I’ll never solve this impossible problem, I can’t even read it Now Baldi’s got a frown and I’m prepared for a beatin’ He’s the teacher, I cannot outsmart him You’re gonna see my picture on milk cartons ‘Bout to meet the business end of Baldi’s yardstick Welcome to the schoolhouse of hard knocks, kids! Baldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night (Study hard all night) You know you gotta solve each problem right (Solve ‘em right) If you know your 1,2,3′s, It’ll be as easy as pi (3.14) Pay attention when I teach you how to die Can we change the subject, pretty please? Right now we need a little better Chemistry Think of what fun a foreign Language could be Cuz I’ve done the Math, I’m lookin’ like History You can forget PE, I got my cardio When I wasted all my playtime jumping rope I know my judgement is coming but I think we need a Recess Or a dead student’s what you broom’s gotta sweep next I’m not bothered by the Bully, I ain’t scared of him I’m on my best behavior Principal, take care of him I thought I saw the Sock Puppet, he’s a little timid ‘Till I get more notbooks and then he’s livid Stay back! I got a soda, I’ve been shaking it well At the end of the day, could I be saved by the bell I’m in an 8-bit hell and I’ll forever burn I get plenty detentions but I never learn Source: https://www.versuri.us/jt-music-baldis-basics-rap-lyrics
