Sorry if one of these is your actual name. Those are the names of my characters in the book I was writing, called Everyone Hates the Concertmaster. (Except Percy Jackson, Justin Bieber, Darth Vader, and Emmet. They're not in there.) DISCLAIMER: This project was meant to be funny, not insulting. Don't report me if it calls you an "annoying out of tune trumpet player". That's literally the point of the project. Chill dudes.
If you comment a particularly funny one, your comment may end up on the example wall! Examples: Your best friend thinks Darth Vader is a hot second chair hobo -@Oo_MOZART_oO Only dead people know your crush is a completely ugly freakishly freaky middle school boy. Yep. -@Oo_MOZART_oO That one annoying cellist says your favorite violinist is a viola-hating fiery concertmaster. Why are all these accurate? -@Oo_MOZART_oO Your father always says the second chair violist is a drop-dead ugly freakishly freaky narcissist. -@jonspak
