Because I felt like it :P Does that answer your question? Here is my new game, which I call SPACESHIP! No rules, just fly through space and have fun. Oh, and you can zap the other player. P1 controls are W to accelerate, A and D to steer and S to shoot. Same goes for P2 only with the arrow keys. If you fly to the edge of the screen, you will perform a right U-turn. Speed can be adjusted, although flying over 50 could mean you are hit by your own laser! Laser doesn't work short range. Have fun!
Wilhelm scream is, well, not mine :P