Original by @rather-sinful ! Music is We Are the Crystal Gems instrumental
1. Yew and Nightshade, who are canonically in a relationship, are married! Sero is pretty indifferent. 2. Yew is chasing someone and charges right through Darling and Alter's date. Darling takes initiative. 3. Roxxanne and Sero got the heck out of there. Inky is confused and wonders where the heck his brother and best friend are. 4. Nightshade dresses in drag and does the hula 5. El Tango De Roxanne, fools! 6. YEWSHADE IS CANON, AIN'T NO DIVORCE, MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT- 7. Sometimes you need someone to talk to, sometimes you need someone to cry with. 8. X takes off his mask and unleashes the demon-y side. I'm c o n c e r n e d.
