The early-October struggle to think of the perfect Halloween costume will be a struggle no longer: enter the Halloween Costume Advisor Bat! Beware, serious Halloween worshippers. These suggestions are funny, punny and often unhelpful. But keep an open mind: you might actually like a few! Happy Halloween in advance!
I asked Siri: "What should I be for Halloween?" Her spicy, punny answers were the inspiration for this project. Many of the suggestions here are adapted from her, so CREDIT TO APPLE for that; they're pretty silly, but I love them. CREDIT TO MY BRAIN for modifying her sometimes vague/crazy answers and making up its own. Thank you, Apple and Brain.