Answer Scratch Cat when he asks you something, don't worry I don't recieve the answers so only you know what you type. IT ACTUALLY TALKS TO YOU!! Joking, but if you answer something the typical public would say, he will reply. The last question he asks you, 'What do you like to eat?' answer 'you' and see what he says! ENJOY!
Credit to @ThePancakeMan for the Scratch Cat's faces.