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+ instructions + read the announcement below + announcement + ok, this is kind of embarrassing to say to millions of people on the internet, but i have a crush on a girl in my class. i'm all awkward around her too, and it doesn't help that shes basically my best friend who i hang out with each and every day (except sometimes on the weekends). what do i do? i can't tell her, because she'll think its super strange! i'm also pretty sure she doesn't swing that way, but i still think she might. please tell me what to do! i'll tell you a bit about our friendship, in case you can, like, piece together some clues that she might like me. for writing purposes, i'll call people by the first letter in their name here. well, me and G (the girl i have a crush on) have been becoming really close friends recently. i've mostly hung out with E and M in the past, and in grade 3 and up with J too, who is G's little sister. But now, i've been floating further and further away from that crowd, and joining in on G's friend group. me and her are kind of strange, i mean i do this to all my friends, i kiss their shoulders, but me and G are weird like, i don't wanna be gross or anything because its just barely, but we lick each others arm kind of. we start clubs but the teachers seem to always pick on G. anytime G will start something, the teachers put an end to it. the longest ago i can think of is when she started a religion called pinelit. the god was pinegoon, and that god took the form of any "virgin pinecones" which were pinecones that were off the tree but never touched the ground. there was alot more to it, but APPARENTLY according to the teachers, we were throwing pinecones at people and poking them with sticks when we were actually using a branch to get a pinecone down without it touching the ground, and of course it was shut down. next, she started a little club for conspiracy theories and such because thats what she's into. but yet again, the teachers misconceived it and thought we were scaring the little kids by pretending a bomb was hitting, even though we were just playing a game she made called nuclear obstacle course (seriously, the gym teacher let us play it in gym. why was this shut down?) then, after those 2 incidents (i don't think i'm missing anything) she started selling gum for 10 cents a piece. and don't get me wrong, thats a great deal considering the price of gum in the small town we live in. then, literally the PRINCIPAL had a talk with her about how the school is for learning, not selling. it disappointed literally everyone who ever knew about the gum shop thing, and me and G especially. for G, it was because all the things she was doing was getting shut down, and for me it was because that meant i wasted 9 dollars on 72 pack of hubba bubba that i wasn't gonna eat any of. after that, she started teaching a sport called poling. you can guess what happened. were very upset about this, and so we decided to start a little secret kind of different version of that conspiracy theories thing that barely anyone even knows exists. so yeah. thats about it in what i can think of for explaining our friendship. do think there is any evidence she likes me? evidence she swings my way? please please please help i want to know if i should be majorly disappointed or over flowed with joy. halp.