stop reading this, you do realize this is pointless, right? reading this is wasting your time, you know. why are you still reading this???????? I have wasted a LOT of your time by now right? just another reason to STOP READING THIS! I've wasted your time so do something else look there are no instructions so just play the game. please, I'm begging you just stop reading and play look, the text doesn't go much further so stop reading this well?????? I said stop reading. STOP READING!!!!!!!!!!!! I have wasted much of your time so just play the game. it seems you'll stay here forever okay it ends here. stop reading. WHAT DOES IT TAKE, HUH? sssssssstttttttttooooooooopppppppppp rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaadddddddiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggg it's almost done, see? this is the last line, so STOP READING why won't you stop? is it because you hate me? is it because you love to defy everything I want? or is it because you love reading pointless things? okay. you win. but will you do just two things for me? one, don't press the button two, stop reading this. this is the end of it so stop reading. we made a deal here! why do you do it? well? ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok. you know this is wasting your time, right? I have successfully wasted much of your time!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE END ha! they won't know about this text! bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha... ha ha...... ha. oh. WHY??!??!?!!!!???!!??!?!???!?!?!???!?!!!?!?!?!?!!?
original by @zanezxice