Poor splotch..... No coffee at a donut shop.... How unimaginable.... "ANYWAHS, teh instructions. Ahem." *reads from an ancient scroll* "In order to watch this video of the one, simple fact on the reason all doughnut shops should sell a cup o' joe with their doughnuts, you must operate the very complicated procedure of starting a scratch video. ~Step 1: Place your hand (if right handed, use right hand, if left handed, use left) on the mouse or mouse pad. ~Step 2: Slowly move the mouse across a flat surface; if you have a mouse pad, move your finger across the mouse pad gently. The small white arrow should move across the screen. Some people call this arrow a "cursor." ~Step 3: Continue to move your hand around in order to control the cursor and make it navigate to the green flag to the left of this text. ~Step 4: Press the button on the left of your mouse or mouse pad while the cursor is over the flag. ~Step 5: Watch in awe as the video starts; pay attention, for this video contains a very serious moral; when one creates a store in which doughnuts are to be sold, the one in ownership of this particular shop must vow to continually sell a Cup O' Joe to any customer in need of an energizing sip of a delicious mug of coffee. P.S.~ Dear Scratcher, I hope these detailed instructions were clear and easy enough to understand. I also hope that you enjoy this short story about a youthful character who decides to stop by The Donut Hut for a doughnut, only to be severely disappointed by the lack of coffee. Sincerely, Mongshou
What am I doing with my life...? Don't ask.... this is why I shouldn't make videos in the middle of the night.
