PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU PLAY The blue potion makes you what age you want - if you get to 21, you should die but I had difficulty with this so please comment if it doesn't work The purple potion sets your health back to 10 - if it gets to 0, you should die The weird red creature is Gobo's friend, it resets loneliness to 0, if it gets to 10, you should die The earth sets boredom to 0 - if it gets to 10, you die The cupcake thing sets your hunger to 0, if it gets to 10 you die The boy is the teacher, click him and your intelligence increases. If it gets to 0, you turn into a poo and die The bowl makes you clean, if 'cleanliness' gets to 0 you die The glass sets thirst to 0, if it gets to 10 you die Click on Gobo to set happiness to 10, if it gets to 0 he dies Gobo also poops, just click on them to clean them up. They appear in pairs, but I don't know how to fix that. There is some super weird music I made myself out of random sounds, comment if you like it Gobo also changes randomly into random sprites, which adds interest. Use headphones for optimum weirdness of music.