i made a poem about the mitochondria and now i have to read it to my entire 8th period, which is about 30 kids and its bad. really bad. so... here it is:
PREPARE TO CRINGE: I’ve got two membranes, not too much The outer one’s a skin, while the inner one’s crunched. Its folded over itself, it creates structures called cristae The outside one’s on a protecting crusade I’m a Mitochondria, no I won’t give you hypochondria, Though I might permit you some kleptophobia, ‘Cause i took some nutrients and never told ya Then converted them to energy Can’t you see what a chichi it is to be me? I’ve really got some attitude, I change nutrients til’ they’re revalued, as super important energy I mean, it’s as easy for me as ABC Even though I have a very small size, As high to low as 10 to zero - point - five I still wanna be friends. Can we? Oh - of course - as long as you cancan. Oui? its less of a poem more of a rap (and now i have regretted everything in life XD) [After having read it:] I'm annoyed now. 3 reasons: 1: There was one kid that kept, like flapping his shirt and yelling 'OHH FIRE! FIIIIIRE MY DUDES!!' and i was like 'shut up thats not necessary' 2: I was laughing so hard by the end line i had to take a second then go back to reading 3: we had hot chocolate. it wasnt mixed fully (dont get me wrong it was still good) and by the time i finished it there was just a lump on the side. UGH. ANNOYANCE DRIPPING FROM MY FINGERS AS I WRITE THIS.
