ACreate your very own Floaty Person With an Abnormally Large Head! ===========COMPUTER CONTROLS=========== Use the right and left arrow keys to modify your character, the up and down arrow keys to change what part you’re modifying, and click the background to change it. Use the sliders for their respective functions. After clicking "Done," hover your mouse at the bottom of the screen to see a box that can be used as a guideline for profile pictures. Click the character to return to the editor. =============MOBILE CONTROLS============ The default mode is computer. To change this, tap the switch in the upper-left corner. This will bring up a set of arrow keys that you can tap. These are used in the same manner as the computer controls. When making a mustachioed character, keep in mind that red mustaches are the best mustaches. Just sayin'.
This is an art style of mine. You may recognize it from my animation "Man In the Mirror." Feel free to use it for an icon or something—just give me credit! Thanks to @happybird123 for suggesting mobile functionality! You know, I haven't put anything all that weird in my Notes and Credits lately... Psst! While you're here, I mustache you a question! ...Yeah, I know that's the most overused mustache pun. Anyway, the question is this: Would you like to hold a world record? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you're in luck! ... What world record, you ask? Well, it's as simple as this: Picture this: You're on a plane, the door's open and the wind is in your hair (if you've got it) and you have a paraglider on your back and a pogo stick in your hands. "...Wait, a pogo stick?!" you might ask. Well, nay, not just any pogo stick, my reader! Nay, you are holding a world-record-breaking pogo stick! Now, picture this: You mount the pogo stick... ...and take a triumphant leap with all your might out of the plane! Luckily the paraglider keeps you up, and you majestically fly through the air in your spacesuit— —Wait, now there's a spacesuit?! Well, if you really must know, yes. I think you're just making this up as you go along. If you'll believe me, I had this all planned out. As I was saying, you're up in space, breathing the oxygen in your spacesuit, with almost all of your velocity directed horizontally as you slowly fall toward the Earth. Eventually you start to speed up a bit (though your paraglider keeps you from going too fast) and you begin to reach your highest velocity as you accelerate toward the ground and your destination. What destination? I'll get to that part in a minute. As I was saying (or perhaps Edgar Allan Poe was saying; I'm not entirely clear on that matter), you're nearing your landing point. People all over the world look up and are astonished by the paragliding, pogo-stick-holding, spacesuit-wearing person nearing the ground. About the spacesuit. Weren't you saying that your hair was blowing in the wind back up in the plane? Yes, but what you may not have picked up on is that the wind was created by a solar-powered fan attached to your Norwegian-flag-emblazoned popcorn bucket! Ahem. The public is astonished as you gracefully glide through the sky. You can see your destination, and in a few minutes, you have arrived! You float into the world's lowest elevation point at seventy-five kilometers per hour and SPLASH! You are slowed by the water that is now up to your neck and your pogo stick touches the pool bottom that is now perfectly perpendicular to said pogo stick! Your mission is complete. Wait, so what was the point of all that? I'm glad you asked! If you'd been paying any attention whatsoever at this point, you'd know that you had just obtained the world record for the world's longest pogo stick jump! I'm leaving. This is such a rip-off. Well, actually, it's only a rip-off if you— *door slams* *slouches dejectedly and contemplates newfound fame as a pogosticker*
