So yeah, just press flag! I have a very sad story to tell you about Sam The Showman. Once upon a dream, Sam (Samuel) was born with his twin, Pudsey Bear in Pudsey in 1985. Pudsey became famous before his 1st birthday, whilst Sam stayed at home and pretended to be an only child. By Sam's 10th Christmas, he was very depressed and was an addict of skateboarding and bubble gum; normal, you would say. Sam ate only bubble gum for his whole life once his depression. This was because of his child star twin, Pudsey. 14 years later, Pudsey met his soulmate and BFF (and girlfriend) Blush. At this time, Sam had caught dwarfism. Soon, an opportunity came for Sam to perform to 2018's now-hit 'The Greatest Showman'. He was in charge of the cameras and filming for the freak show and even sung as the second-main freak in the freak show! Now, Sam is known around the globe. Can I tell you something, reader? You won't believe it, but this story is true...
Art by me: Around literal 7% Art by Scratch tools: The rest, I guess. You'll figure it out if you care how much is done by Scratch tools.