Ancient Irish-viking board game "brandubh", pronounced "bran-doo" (means black raven). INSTRUCTIONS: Pieces move like chess rooks (up, down, left or right) and capture by surrounding an enemy piece on two opposite sides. Player 1 controls the Muscovites (represented by Vladimir Putin's head). This player's goal is to capture the king. Player 2 contols the Swedes (the Swedish Chef) and their king. Player 2 must get his or her king to one of the four corner spaces No piece but the king may occupy the corner spaces or the center space. The king may not return to the center space once he has left.