Winter break's over! 'Tis the season for finishing leftover homework from class and panicking after weeks of lazing around! Do you want to avoid submitting your homework on time? Do you need a quick excuse for not doing your chores? Then this project is the one for you! (see the instructions below) remember guys, this is a joke project lol ADDED NOTE: I don't expect you to understand any of these. This is just a joke, as it says there. If you don't understand any of these, they are in the Notes and Credits.
Original project by @rose-pearl Some referenced content is copyrighted by it's owners Some of it is patented. ~~TECHYPEDIA~~ Ubuntu - A version of the operating system Linux. Linux is NOT a buggy operating system, and it is free of charge. Tux - Mascot of Linux Trojans - A type of malware that hackers use to take over people's computers. I got one one, but Windows Defender killed it and reported the data to Microsoft. Anonymous- A group of hackers who don't like Digital Rights Management. Malware- Stuff like viruses C- A programming language, very unlike Scratch Overclocking- Speeding up a computer, but also increasing it's energy consumption. VERY risky. Also voids the warranty. Rubber Ducky- Something that looks like a USB stick, then tells your computer it is a keyboard and hacks you. Not to be confused with the Debugging method or the bath toy. The organiser of my coding club showed an example of one off. PowerShell- Something geeks like me use on Windows for really geeky tasks, such as running advanced code. Sudo apt-get- A command you use in Linux to install certain applications. Sudo stands for Super User DO. Kodi- a media center that I think is perfect for Raspberry Pi. Not a computer breaker. DDoS attack- A method of hacking websites. WINE- A tool for running Windows apps on Linux. Probably works with Scratch. Windows Subsystem for Linux- A version of Linux that sits under Windows. You get it with a PowerShell command. It is meant for people who want to make Linux apps but would rather use Windows. Windows 10 Bugs- Pretty obvious, but Windows 10 has a LOT of glitches. Basically, when you fix one bug, another one pops up. But hey, nobody's perfect. Killer Governments- Sometimes countries hack other countries. 'Evil' Countries are often known to do this. Cryptocurrency- Basically a virtual currency that investors use. Bitcoin- A cryptocurrency Data Corruption- When your stuff doesn't save properly and stops working. That is why you don't use Screen-Time limiters. Sometimes breaks your computer. Brick- When you mess around with your stuff (e.g jailbreaking a games console) and something goes wrong, your device breaks and becomes what is effectively a lightweight brick. Eating your own dog food- When you make a tool and use it yourself Bitcoin Miners- People who are addicted to bitcoin The IoT- The Internet of Things. Basically stuff like a fridge connected to the internet. Has been hacked before - many times. BASH- The Linux equivalent of PowerShell Zombies- Not the type that eats brains, but rather a type of computer that has been taken over by malware. Apple Products- Obvious. Very Expensive. Worm- A type of Malware. Harder to deal with than a Virus. Google- You should know. Apple- See Above Upload- See Above Above Hacking- See Above Above Above Intel- A company that makes CPUs. Better CPUs mean faster computers. GitHub- A website where people share their code. Has hacking and piracy tools, but doesn't delete them. Does delete a copyright-infringing Mario fan game, though. Flash Security Exploits- One of the driving factors behind 3.0. Hackers made Viruses to hack people through Flash. Adobe are getting rid of it in 2020. Piracy- Getting paid software, films, etc. for free. VERY illegal, you can face a massive fine if you are caught doing it. Fines are when your money gets confiscated, and they take a LOT of it. Usually around £500,000, maybe more. Yoda Conditions- Very messy coding trick that you can do in Java. Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoda_conditions Please leave any corrections in the comments.
