TRANSCRIPTION worker:uh, you wanted to see me sir boss: yes I wanted to talk to you about your per- worker: what? my performance? sir [I work like a horse every single day.](simile/hyperbole) [most of your workers are basically zombies!](metaphor) [sam's literally skin and bones from working through lunch](paradox) I'm so busy sorting papers that [my reflection probably misses me](personification) you're literally [darkness keeping me from a brighter future](symbolism/metaphor) not to mention [none of your suits(provided) suit me] (bad pun) cause all of the pants (don't) go over my ankles! I hate this [stupid stingy bathroom stall] (alliteration) you call an office boss: [I was going to promote you](foreshadow) worker:oh...I was going to quit. uh does your offer still stand? *later* worker:attention? work place is shutting down to poor working space you've got to be kidding me i just- uh in- *laterer* worker: at least I didn't get fired for some kids project VAL: well isn't that iron- worker:and if I did get fired for a project please slap them
