Read the song after I'm done talking up here: So I was debating with my mom- she thought "cleanliness" would have its own entry into the dictionary, while I thought it would be in a subset of "clean". (Yes, I'm weird.) So we got a out a dictionary to check who was right. (It was me.) But I was flipping through the book, pointing out pictures ("It's a panda!" "Otter!" "OUTBOARD MOTER OMG") when I spotted a partridge in the corner. Trying to be funny, I sang, "And a partridge in a dictionary." My dad and mom started laughing, and my brother said, "Ooh, what's the next verse?" So, looking to the next page, I sang, "On the tenth page of O and P," (they don't have their own separate sections so are kind of squished together) "my true love gave to me, um, um, two passenger pigeons, and a partridge in a dictionary." My brother asked if I would write the whole song. So I did. I would flip to the next page in the book and pick one or two words to use in the verse, then repeat. Finally, my masterpiece was complete. Please read the following.
(To be sung to the tune of "Twelve Days Of Christmas") On the ninth page of O-P, my true love gave to me, A partridge in a dictionary. On the tenth page of O-P, my true love gave to me, Two passenger pigeons And a partridge in a dictionary. On the eleventh page of O-P, my true love gave to me, Passive immunity, Two passenger pigeons And a partridge in a dictionary. On the twelfth page of O-P, my true love gave to me, Four patrol cars, Passive immunity, Two passenger pigeons And a partridge in a dictionary. On the thirteenth page of O-P, my true love gave to me, Five patron saints! Four patrol cars, Passive immunity, Two passenger pigeons And a partridge in a dictionary. On the fourteenth page of O-P, my true love gave to me, Six pea-green peacocks, Five patron saints! Four patrol cars, Passive immunity, Two passenger pigeons And a partridge in a dictionary. On the fifteenth page of O-P, my true love gave to me, Seven peanut brittles, Six pea-green peacocks, Five patron saints! Four patrol cars, Passive immunity, Two passenger pigeons And a partridge in a dictionary. On the sixteenth page of O-P, my true love gave to me, Eight pedants peddling, Seven peanut brittles, Six pea-green peacocks, Five patron saints! Four patrol cars, Passive immunity, Two passenger pigeons And a partridge in a dictionary. On the seventeenth page of O-P, my true love gave to me, Nine pegasi peeking, Eight pedants peddling, Seven peanut brittles, Six pea-green peacocks, Five patron saints! Four patrol cars, Passive immunity, Two passenger pigeons And a partridge in a dictionary. On the eighteenth page of O-P, my true love gave to me, Ten pencils pelting, Nine pegasi peeking, Eight pedants peddling, Seven peanut brittles, Six pea-green peacocks, Five patron saints! Four patrol cars, Passive immunity, Two passenger pigeons And a partridge in a dictionary. On the nineteenth page of O-P, my true love gave to me, Eleven penguin penna, Ten pencils pelting, Nine pegasi peeking, Eight pedants peddling, Seven peanut brittles, Six pea-green peacocks, Five patron saints! Four patrol cars, Passive immunity, Two passenger pigeons And a partridge in a dictionary. On the twentieth page of O-P, my true love gave to me, Twelve pent-up pennies, Eleven penguin penna, Ten pencils pelting, Nine pegasi peeking, Eight pedants peddling, Seven peanut brittles, Six pea-green peacocks, Five patron saints! Four patrol cars, Passive immunity, Two passenger pigeons And a Partridge In a Dictionary.
