This game is intended as an exploratory guide to educators who are interested in Scratch but aren't sure what students can learn from working with it. The game is designed to tackle two mediums: story writing and game design. My hope is that by explaining the difficulty I had in making either, educators can better understand how concepts in ELA and Math are alive and accessible in this program. So, play the game, have a laugh, then see inside and review my code. I numbered my comments and you should start with the Parent sprite (top-left corner). At the end of every comment is a "Go To:" instruction if you are required to look at another Sprite to continue the chain of events. Otherwise, the next number will be within the same Sprite. Credits: Fade Sprite from Terminator68