I love this song too much. It's called "That's Not How the Story Goes" From -The Series of Unfortunate Events-
The first picture is from the internet. Lyrics: Lemony Snicket :You may think that the Baudelaire's ought to prevail and be tucked someplace all safe and sound, Count Olaf captured and rotting in jail ,his hench people nowhere around. Count Olaf: But there's no happy endings not here and not now, this tale is all sorrows and woes.You dream that justice and peace win the day, All:But that's not how the story goes Mr.Poe: You might think that two parents, Both brave and both true Would live 'til a nice, ripe old age But I'm sad to say I have bad news for you: The curtain rings down on the stage [Baudelaires] Yes, there's no happy endings Not here and not now [Olaf] This tale is all sorrows and woes [Poe] You might dream that justice and peace win the day But that's not how the story goes [Lemony Snicket] I once loved a girl, and she thought well of me We thought we'd be happy together But now I'm alone, as you can well see And she's cold in her grave forever [Olaf] There's no happy endings Not here and not now [Baudelaires] This tale is all sorrows and woes [Violet] You might dream that justice and peace win the day But that's not how the story goes [Olaf] The world is a pair of ill-fitting pants And other dire, hideous clothes [Baudelaires] You may think that three children would lead pleasant lives, But that's not how the story goes [Lemony Snicket] Some people smile at the end of the day [Olaf] Some people laugh, I suppose [Poe] But to me, there's nothing but gloom and despair That's just how the story goes That's just how the story— [Mr. Poe coughing] [Sunny whistling / Poe vocalizing] Reprise [Violet] You may think that the Baudelaires ought to prevail And be tucked someplace, all safe and sound Count Olaf captured and rotting in jail His henchpeople nowhere around [Violet and Olaf] But there's no happy endings Not here and not now This tale is all sorrows and woes You might dream that justice and peace win the day But that's not how the story goes You might think that two parents, Both brave and both true Would live to a nice, ripe old age But I'm sad to say I have bad news for you: The curtain rings down on the stage [Violet] Yes [Violet and Olaf] There's no happy endings Not here and not now This tale is all sorrows and woes You might dream that justice and peace win the day But that's not how the story goes [Olaf] There's no happy endings Not here and not now This tale is all sorrows and woes You might dream that the justice and peace win the day But that's not how the story goes [Violet and Olaf] There's no happy endings Not here and not now This tale is all sorrows and woes You might dream that justice and peace win the day But that's not how the story goes Some people smile at the end of the day Some people laugh, I suppose But to me, there's nothing but gloom and despair But that's how the story goes [whistling]
