There was a crazy guy Who had several things to buy Because of stuff he needed to do He lazily muttered “Oh pooh.” Next door there was Bob Who had a fancy job The guy worked at the store “Oh, what a bore.” Bob worked at the same store And he worked for much more So when winter came He was still the same But the cuckoo guy He was going to die So he went to buy some tasty food But when he got to the cashier dude He couldn’t pay the massive fee So then he tried to beg and plea And he shivered in the cold As the day grew old But then the wise man He had a great plan So he took the cuckoo guy in Gave him food and a napkin And announced “It is best to prepare for the days of necessity.” The frigid cuckoo guy moaned “Gee” “I should have known” “My mind is blown” And he walked home Picked up his bag and left to roam In search of a new job Because of nice Bob Who gave him a chance To refinance
