Welcome to The Frollo Battle! >:^D IF YOU WATCH WITH SOUND, IT’S BETTER!! I TELL YOU, MY CHILD!! IT’S ALL ABOUT THE DRAMA!! + If you read this whole thing, you get a free strawberry, my child! ^u^ If you don’t, *takes out torch* >:^O There shall be a competition! Who is the REAL Frollo? And who is the best? Who is an innocent muffin and who is a guilty churro? + CONTESTANTS + 1923: Brandon Hurst, AKA @-Barkilphedro-. He is the oldest version of Frollo available. (Although he is technically Jehan Frollo and not Claude Frollo) 1939: Sir Cedric Hardwicke, AKA Cat Frollo, AAKA Mr.INeverChangeMyFacialExpressions, AAAKA Mr.ILoveAnimals, AAAAKA Mr.IWantToWearHighHeelsAndBeAPrettyBoy. He is also technically Jehan put in replacement of Claude. There were too many good pics of Cedric Hardwicke to use for this. There was even one of him cracking his knuckles, but I went with the one that looked offended. Wait a minute. He like, never moves his face so, where am I getting that fantasy from? It’s his hand. The icy hand of death. (Lol it’s late, that’s why I’m acting like a froot loop) 1956: Alain Cuny. I honestly don’t remember much about him, but hey! It’s our first actual CLAUDE!! 1956 was a done in French, I watched it with an English dub. The some of line translations were hilarious! XD “Let’s count how many times her feet twitch in midair or something like that! XD" 1977: Kenneth Haigh, AKA My favourite Frollo. Of course, like all Frolliors, he wasn’t 100% innocent muffin, but I actually did feel a loving connection between him and Quasimodo. Well, that was until he went mad. But still, I do like a good Frollo. Plus, he’s the sacred unicorn chap. That is adorable. I literally paused the movie so I could pet his head after he said that. (Ah, RIP. Kenneth Haigh died only last year.) 1982: Sir Derek Jacobi, AKA Cherry juice and sleep on the wall. He want to get hair like that Gringoire feller. ((RIP Gerry! You’re ghost dwells in my iPad!)) CJASOTW's hair is too passé! What does the crazy genius do? He drinks cherry juice and sleeps on the wall like an astronaut to make his hair look new. He was as nutty as fruitcake. He was basically the opposite of Cedric, he showed his emotions really well! 2015: Partick Page, AKA My other Favourite Frollo, AKA @PatrickPage on Scratch. AKA Addicted to binge-watching. He also had a loving connection with Quasimodo, which warms my heart. He even sings a pecful lil song before he gets thrown off of Notre Dame and amazing music follows. Yes, I am aware these are not all the Frollos. Here were the contestant rules: 1. No one who acted in Harry Potter because, aCK!! That Frollo is not genuine. Plus, it was Richard Harris AKA Scary Frollo. He was a churro. 2. No animation Frollos. Plus, if MAOQ Frollo entered. He would lose 100% guaranteed! Watch a split second of him and you’ll understand. Pure chUrRu!! 3. No parodies. 4. Had to be accessible from Wikipedia. 5. I needed to watch the version first. Some Hunchies are unavailable, they’re THAT old!! P.S. I tried to find pictures of the actors that looked like they were in a battle or something. I couldn’t really find a good picture for Sir Derek Jacobi, but I did come across a picture of him as a baby! >u< Lol He looked the same! <3 But baby! He was baby! Liek child! So child! Alright! Tell meh your thoughts and lets have a debate! Who is Muffin? Who is Churro? (Lol why did I do this?? XD) If the Frollo is not a Muffin, nor a Churro, we can just count him as a Froot Loop milkshake, or a nutty can of peanut-free peanut butter, and throw him out the window like Quasi did to Frollz in the 1939 versionné. Just a shout out to my good fren: (She changed my life) NOTE: does not approve of this. XD UNFITTING MUSIC AT THE END: Andrea Bocelli
